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From http://www.HalfDayToday.com
Music by Trevor Cushman
Lyrics by Jessica Poter
Directed by Andrew Chittenden

Lyrics:
HOUSE OWNER
Empty cans, a broken chair
The smell of Popov fills the air
My brain is wracked with morning haze
How did these people trash my place
I'm never drinking again.

SICK GUY
Huh. I don't feel nearly as bad as I thought I would.
I'm a champ among men and I...

WHOOPS DUDE
I have a girlfriend
She is not her
What happened last night
Big f**ckin blur
I'm not the kind of guy who cheats I swear
But she's not wearing underwear
I hope we didn't do much more than kiss

WHOOPS GUY/GIRL
How am I gonna tell my girlfriend/boyfriend this?
How to regret the stuff you can't recall?
I'll never know if it was fun at all.
I must have been insane.
I'm never drinking again.

LONELY GIRL
Lonely night alone
Not one missed phone call on my phone
Wasted calories
And I was wearing my boob shirt

MARKER GUY
Never drinking again

WHOOPS GIRL
Not like some great love affair
I was drunk, he was there
I think we bonded over liking pizza
Have I gone bad, a female cad, will Chad be mad?
Did Solo cups portend the end?

WHOOPS GUY/GIRL
How am I gonna tell my girlfriend/boyfriend?

SICK GUY
My friends all made me do it
Those assholes prob'ly knew it
God, if you make this headache stop, I'll never touch another drop
On a scale of one to ten it hurts... a bitch.
And so I'm...

LOST GIRL
Watch, keys, my new iPhone
Camera, (shit), necklace I didn't own

TAKER GUY
Forks, knives, a server's pad
Stamping thing that the bouncer had

LOST GIRL
Where did I put my private journal?

TAKER GUY
Why would I take a cake from the urinal?

ENSEMBLE
Was it worth it to get to the point that I'd lose my shit?

LUKE
And how do I spell your name?

TARA
It's Beth.

HOUSE OWNER
Who the fuck are you?

CHITTY
Why would I send my boss my dick?

NICK
I guess I do cocaine now.

[ROUND/MEGAMIX]

ENSEMBLE
In this morning light we see
There's more to life than MGD
We must face what fate has wrought and then by God
We're never drinking again!