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I originally wrote this in the hope the Twinnies would sing it but they are a bit busy so Jeffward were forced to come out of retirement to perform. i mention this just so you know the line about 'Teasing the boys...' was not a 'Brokeback Mountain' moment.

I wanna sing with a country n western band
With a bright check shirt and shiny cowboy boots
I'd wear a pair of torn levis
And a wide brimmed hat to hide my eyes
Yup! I wanna sing with a country n western band


Wanna sing the lead with a country n western band
I'd stomp and strut the stage in line-dance style
I'd shout 'Ye-haw!' and slap my thigh
Tease the boys when I give em the eye
Yup! I wanna sing with a country n western band


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Well I got myself a country n western band
Though the boys in the group have all seen better days
They've wrinkly faces and silver hair
But that's no worry and I don't care
Cause I've got myself a country and western band!

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Yup! I'm gpnna sing with a country n western band