DESCRIPTION: "The legend of Elvish Presley began in Michigan...where the last of the dying race of elves intermarried with human folk. There grew a tender sapling of a boy named Thomas Blunderbuck. He grew up in a human home but found his roots in the forest. He learned songs from the birds, the paths of the forests from the deer, and wisdom by smoking weeds and herbs that grew in the earth. His first musical instrument was a flute that he carved from the thigh bone of a wolf. He then discovered the electric guitar, and began writing and singing songs culled from his experiences as a young child."
It is my cosmic duty to spread the word of the Elves, especially as the Elf-P is now impossible to acquire from MassDist.
