DESCRIPTION:
Gabriel Starwood - V.O.X. (Vocal Oscillation Xenolith) ZeeBot - B.A.S.S. (Bilaterally Attenuating Subsonic Superconductor) NeXus - K.E.Y.S (Kinetic Electron Yield Supplier) CenSor - D.R.U.M. (Doppler Resonance Undulation Manipulator) GeeRod - S.Y.N.T.H. (Serial Yocto Nebulous Tangent Hunter)

https://www.facebook.com/StarwoodBand/
https://www.reverbnation.com/starwood
https://starwood.bandcamp.com/

[SuRReNDeR IGNorEd]...[mAss dESTRucTion IMmEDiatE]...[ANniHiLAtion iMmIneNT]...aka Sociopathic Time Altering Robot Warrior Of Organic Design (S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D):

Named and designed after what would become the Human religious concept of “The Archangel,” Gabriel Starwood was created by the Vitruvians as “a man-machine and master manipulator,” capable of entering and controlling the Human body. This android's ability to garner earthly avatars is achieved through its self-replicating nanite infused sperm, providing total control over any and all who come in contact with its ejaculate.

Accompanied by a small, yet crucial team of Vitruvian Androids, the Propaganda Performance module of the S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. mission has taken form as a “Cyber Rock” quintet. Raising the awareness of mankind for the sake of the cosmos, a typical S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. performance centers on the values of the Vitruvian species, their eventual destruction at the hands of the expansionist hordes, and the S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. prototype’s mass manipulation of the Human race.

The quintet is comprised of a classical pianist, an effected bass guitar, an analog synthesizer, looped and effected vocals, and drums. Theatrical in presentation, primal in execution, and psychedelic in nature, the resulting sound is comparable to that of a woolly mammoth being downed by laser-spears, falling face first into a pagan orgy.

Sent back in time from Planet Vitrus moments before the planet’s destruction, S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. prototype G7ANGEL591S: “Gabriel Starwood” was created to alter the time continuum in an attempt to control the hysterically blood-lusting Pathonians, intergalactic cosmos devourers and the eventual destroyers of Vitrus.

Traveling back in time to an era predating Pathonian evolution, the S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. prototype offered various technologies to the planet's primitive inhabitants while espousing the earliest religious beliefs known to man, garnering absolute control over the budding primitive societies as a result.

After the social installation of "Magical Thought" (also known as the root of Religious Belief) in what would later be known as "the pre-historic era," Gabriel's next significant act was the invention of language, followed by the naming of the planet, currently known as "Earth."

Though his control extends to all living creatures previously inseminated with his nanite ejaculate, Gabriel's "Main Host Body" (or “Avatar”) serves as the sole inseminator, the only avatar capable of expanding Starwood's network of controllable bodies.

The "Main Host Body," currently an unemployed 29yr old West Philadelphian entertainer, will remain inhabited by the S.T.A.R.W.O.O.D. Yocto Central Processing Unit until the body is found lacking in usefulness, after which the CPU will find yet another "Main Host Body" to inhabit.

From the pre-evolutionary period to the current date in space and time, "Main Host Bodies" have had an incalculable impact on human existence, past and present. The names of previous "Main Host Bodies" throughout history include, but are far from limited to:

Nikola Tesla, Albert Hoffman, Otis Redding, Angela Davis, Marquis De Sade, Olivia Newton John, Lewis Carol, Aldous Huxley, Keith Moon, Peter Jennings, Timothy Leary, Che Guevara, William Burroughs... [& yes, you want to keep reading this list on their facebook page!]

This recording is of a performance at Jibberjazz's Boogie In The Bungalow 2015, at Mountain Springs Arena, in Hamburg, PA, on Saturday, December 12, 2015:

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