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If I was your best friend you could call me anytime
and complain about that girl who won't call back
And if the fifteen fitted shirts in your fitting room don't fit
I'll go back and get the sixteenth off the rack
If I was your best friend...

Every movie night I would defer to your good taste
in terms of genre, time, and place and popcorn size
And if it was your favorite ever movie of all-time
and I hated it I wouldn't criticize
If I was your best friend...

If what you really craved to eat was boiled shrimp and crawfish
we could go out for it any time of day
I wouldn't be selfish about my allergy to shellfish
I'd just take my Benadryl and be OK
If I was your best friend...

If I was your best friend we'd save money on the water bill
by taking baths together every night
I'd fit into your shoes, we'd get matching tattoos
and develop a secret language just like identical twins
If I was your best friend...

I'm your new best friend.