White Gold and the Calcium

Guitar geniuses like White GoldSM aren't just born.

They're honed. Crafted. Perfected. It's not genetic

coding; there isn't a strand of DNA that automatically

infuses an artist with milk into their veins

and calcium into their bones. For this maestro,

consumption was the only way to become reborn

and set free.

Before the luscious white mane, the four-hour guitar

solos and ripped abdominals, there was White

GoldSM, the man. A mess of frail hair, a dull smile

and a scrawny body. It was a rockless bottom for

White GoldSM. He couldn't finish a three-song set

without being booed off the stage and thrown out

onto the street.

Then something changed. White Gold'sSM voice

started sounding like nothing ever heard before -

was it voice training or was he more well-rested?

His sculpted biceps were shredding his T-shirts. His

skin had a sexy, healthy glow about it.

Gossip columns questioned whether White GoldSM

had had work done. He strongly denied it, saying,

"Everyone needs to chill, like my milk does.

It's all good. I'm just a vessel for the white genius

to flow."

About this time, White GoldSM met musical phenoms

Skimberly and Wholena, now known across the

world as "The Calcium TwinsSM." The twins' unrivaled

musical talent, matched only by their bewitching

good looks, catapulted White Gold'sSM unique

sound to an unparalleled new level. Together,

they released "Ends, Split Ends." They began selling

out theaters, and their infectious single "The

Milkionaire" began to snowball.



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