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Lyrics:

A:
I'm Volcano Man, kickin with Fruit Loop
spittin fresh rhymes into your alphabet soup
We've done it before, you're still adding 2 and 2
I'll regurgitate my knowledge cause you still can't chew.

Ooooh, wheee! My lyrics so ill,
stayin home from school, just do what I feel
beating video games because I'm the best,
I'm Volcano Man but call me Volca-Yes

B:
Hold up wait, this guy is phony bologna
He's playin it straight like elbow macaroni.
I am the one and only Volcano Man here
Wanna hear about Fruit Loop? Lend me an ear.

He still picks his nose and sucks his thumb,
And I've heard he just learned how to count to 1.
He cries when surprised cause he's such a coward
lost a fight against his hamster cause he got overpowered.

A:
That was off-color and over the line
you can't handle books of the coloring kind
that's fine, I expect it from you Fruit Loop
Cause your name is sweet, but you stink like poop!

You're two-faced, no shoelaced, use velcro instead
got a dodo brain in your doo-doo head.
Volcano Man flows smooth as silk,
Fruit Loops just soaks in chunky milk.

B:
Calm down Fruit Loops, don't be so hard on yourself
A good sense of humor is the key to your health.
You think you're fly, all you got is the flu
now you don't have to strain when you gotta poo.

A:
Oh yeah? Sure. That's real mature.
I'm super duper cool, you only wish you were.
If you're Volcano Man, then I'm Volcano God!
And I'll smite you dead with my lava rod.

B:
I'm Volcano times infinity, I'm blowin my top,
You're looping times infinity, you gotta stop.
Your lines are all the same, it's hurtin my brain.
You're not super duper cool, you're super duper LAME!