PUBLISHED: Jul 25, 2007
DESCRIPTION:
Mission Statement:
For you, the fan, to have faith in this band, but not only this band, but mainly this band.
Secret Goal:
Multiple face melting, orgasmic tremors from multiple cowbell breakdowns.
Shout out to the minions, Battle Tapers,
and middle age women who shush rude patrons at Umbrella Tree's live shows!