DESCRIPTION:
WARNING: CONTAINS SPOILERS from Season 1 to Season 4
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- It had to be done. This was originally Lily Allen's song about her brother Alfie (the guy who plays Theon Greyjoy) so someone obviously had to turn this song into Yara singing about Reek. The voices, lyrics and video are all by me. Please like, comment and subscribe.

Lyrics:

Oooo deary me
My little brother's with the Boltons gettin' flayed
I tell him he's an Ironborn but he tells me he's Reek
I think he is in love with his torturer Ramsay

Theon you shouldn't have betrayed your second Stark family
Maybe then you wouldn't be stuck where you are today
Don't understand why you would trade a Greyjoy for a Reek
My baby brother Theon how I wish that you had seen

Chorus:

There's so many things you shouldn't have tried
Like feeling me up or beheading that guy...
Now, now you've got those crazy eyes
You have no pride, you'll probably die

Ooo Theon now you've lost your favorite toy
Oh how can anyone tell if you're a girl or you're a boy
That b*stard boy is using you for his evil ploy
You've lost your finger and now you'll probably lose your joy

You used to be so cocky now you've got no c*ck at all
Maybe you should take the black and head north to the Wall
I guess that it's official now: I've got the bigger balls
But be brave 'cause what is dead may never die after all

Chorus:

There's so many things you shouldn't have tried
Like feeling me up or beheading that guy...
Now, now you've got those crazy eyes
You have no pride, you'll probably die

Oh you killed all the ravens that you needed to send
Bran and Rickon had to flee 'cause you wanted them dead
The Lannisters and Walder Frey have killed your only friend.
The Baratheons are coming but you never will again ;-)

Chorus:

There's so many things you shouldn't have tried
Like feeling me up or beheading that guy...
Now, now you've got those crazy eyes
You have no pride, you have no pride
You're going to diiiiiiiiie