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Do you think this song is the opposite side of Nice to meet you Mr. Earthling sir?
I wonder...

Either way it's great, and I'm partial to any video containing stylish energy L, since it's the one Len cosplay I have. Also it's adorbs.

Big shout out to Jo Fish for the lyrics on this one- trying to do them from scratch would have been a nightmare and you nailed the literal translations... just still not sure what the song is really on about.

I have a couple of doozies coming out soon as well, one in particular that makes even less sense than this song. Literally the song sings about how it doesn't know what the meaning of the song is.
Any guesses?
Look forward to that.

Anyway, here are the ever-so-slightly different lyrics:

In a small, cramped classroom there’s a snail that clicks its tongue; if you listen then you can hear a melody.
Both the bullies and the bullied finally figured out that a green bell pepper’s bitter either way
Look, the cute and coolest people all belong to you,
And on the quiz, I mark each answer yes, regardless of the truth.
It hurts. It hurts. I hate how much it hurts and so
I just can’t bring myself to fight.

All the “Thank you” and the “good morning,” and the “I’m sorry” will have all become
Just a memory – and eventually that fateful day will come.
Don’t matter if you’re 14 or 40, let’s dance! Ladada!
Someone? Anyone? Won’t someone come and save us all!

At the world Grand Prix, children so full of irony – I litter because I am so annoyed you see
Let’s perform a test to find out if all lovers and invaders are just made of lumps of meat
Look, the sirloin and the swallow soup, they all belong to you,
And so the spies have a secret correspondence kept from only you
I’m scared, I’m scared, I hate how I’m so scared
And so I wish I could just call it a night

All your happiness, all your sadness, and all your playfulness don’t matter now –
They will watch you 24/7 when that fateful day arrives.
Mr. Sato, Mr. Suzuki, hey, let’s all sing! Lalala
Someday, real soon, we’ll even all forget our names.

If I join in, there’s a happy end, right?
But the odd one out, where do they go?
Ominous bloodstains smeared on a passport.
Now is the time – you have a choice, right here, right now, right here next to you.

Phrases like “Goodbye,” and also “Good night,” and “See you,” no longer bring us to
A brand new hope when eventually that fateful day arrives.
Hey, Tanaka, sir, Takahashi, sir, let’s all laugh! hahaha!
Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?! Anyone?!! Anyone!!!

All the “Thank you” and the “good morning,” and the “I’m sorry” will have all become
Just a memory – and eventually that fateful day will come.
A conspiracy,and gas stove too, hey, let’s dance! Ladada!
Someone? Anyone? Someone please come save us all!