DESCRIPTION: It's Christmas time in Vernham, and outside his Butcher's Shop; Master Butcher Dick Sperling is suitably disgruntled that 'The Salivation Army' (yes SALIVATION not SALVATION) have chosen his shop to parp out the premiere of their latest ditty 'Vernham Drooltide' for charity. Indeed, the Right Dishonourable Reverend David Parsworthy is taking advantage of this situation by shaking his 'Save All Faiths' Church Door Fund' box in the hopes that he might just be able to scrape up enough cash for the odd stiff one or three in the local hostelry 'The Grummet and Nut'.
After a couple of rough renditions of their new Christmas Boogie; this quasi quintet will put down their brass instruments of torture and retire to the very same pub to warm up a wee bit. Shortly after, providing their instruments haven't been stolen or run over by a very convenient steamroller; they will return to replay their new tune in a sort of fashion, possibly backwards or even sideways!
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all that have supported me and my little book 'The Vernham Chronicles' -- and to those of you who haven't paid the slightest interest in my book, I'd like to thank you also for not buying my book! (Just as well because you'd probably have given me a bum review anyway you rotten swines!!!!!)
Have a very Happy Christmas and an extremely fantastic and successful New Year Chums!
