DESCRIPTION:
You Belong in Psychiatry
(To the tune of Taylor Swifts You Belong With Me)
Lyrics by Theresa Nguyen

Karaoke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhzwsLuTZa0
Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKt-ioymcaI

You're in the hospital with your doctor, he's clueless
Hes clearing medical, ignoring what you said
He doesnt get your stories like I do

I'm doing consults, its a typical Friday midnight
I listen to the kind of patients he doesnt like
He has no time to listen to what youve been through

But he wears white coats, I rather not
He's chief attending and I'm just a resident
Waiting for the time when hell give up and find
That what you're lookin for has been psych the whole time

Now that you see that I'm the one who understands you
Trained to be here and to listen to you freely
You belong with me
In psychiatry

Walkin the streets in your robe throwing screeching cats
I cant help thinking I get paid for doing this
Nodding behind my clip board thinkin to myself
This is something Id never miss

And you've got conspiracies against the government
They plant devices in your skin to spy on your friends
You say youre hopeless, let me help you with that
Hey, how bout trying something like Prozac?

He wears Danskos, I wear sneakers
He's chief attending and I'm just in psychiatry
Waiting for the time when hell give up and find
That what you're lookin for has been psych the whole time

Now that you see that I'm the one who understands you
Trained to be here and to listen to you freely
You belong in psychiatry

Standin by, waiting in the ER
Ruling out what else could be wrong till they see
you belong with me
In psychiatry

Oh I remember you
Calling after hours in the middle of the night
I'm the one who makes you calm when you know you're about to cry
I know about your childhood, you tell me bout your dreams
Think I know where you belong, think I know it's with me.

Cant you see that I'm the one who understands you
Trained to be here and to listen to you freely
You belong in psychiatry

Wasting time while on the med floor
Ruling out what ELSE could be wrong till they see
They need to consult me
In psychiatry
In psychiatry
From now on just come straight to me
You belong with me
In psychiatry