The Pornhuskers

Ten years ago a man by the name of Bob Tinfoil found himself traversing the country as a door to door salesman of marital aids. On his travels not only did he become friends w/ a disenfranchised church leader (Fr. Pat O'Phile), an over the road truck driver (MacDaddy Fingers) and A speed-peddling drummer (Biggie Johnson), he was abducted by an alien from the planet Heranus (Goldie Showers) out on the plains of Nebraska. The four men and one alien banded together over their love for football, methamphetamine and punk rock and all things sexually debaucherous. They quit their jobs and started a punk rock&roll band like no other. Recruiting two honeys (Etta Vendetta and Lethalia Labia) from a roadside skinshow, Bob Tinfoil changed his name to King Punk Rock Salami and THE PORNHUSKERS were born. They've plied their punk rock wares extensivley throughout the midwest garnering massive praise and countless fans.



Finally after many years of road service and some downtime in rehab, ANODYNE RECORDS has brought the wonder of THE PORNHUSKERS to your music player. ENJOY the DECADENCE!



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