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All voices are done by: CowJedi

Lyrics Written by: CowJedi / Trixen

Parody based on Coolio's "Gangster's Paradise" as well as Weird Al Yankovich's "Amish Paradise"

Inspired from an unfinished parody by "Trixen"
(http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/512047 )

DBZ's Paradise Lyrics

(Vegeta)

As I walk on many planets, flying through outer space,
I take a look at my life, and realize I have no race!
I've shaved my moustache, and my hair is so long that,
Even the Green man thinks that my mind is gone.
But I aint never spared a man even if he deserved it,
A Sayin without pride, you know thats unheard of.
In bold print on my back you'll see my BADMAN tag,
I'ts on a pink shirt that makes me look like a fag, Fool.
I'm the Prince of all sayins, and you know that I rule,
That's right boys, Mondo Cool.
Im the kinda fighter other sayins wanna coerce,
Killing fools day and night, scoring points for the Ginyu Force.


(all the sayins)

Been Spending Most our lives
Living in a Sayin's Paradise.
We go ape on full moon nights,
living in a sayin's paradise.
We all fight, we dont play nice,
Living in a sayin's paradise.
We sell planets at discount price,
Living in a sayin's Paradise.


(Piccolo)

Ive got a hightened sense of hearing with my pointy ears,
Ive got more power than Krillin's got fears! (hey!)
The Planets gonna blow, and thats a cause for alert!
And theres nothing we can do because the Balls are Inert, Fool!
I'm always wearing Purple and I Learned a new Trick,
(beat box) green Dick, is better than Blue Dick!

(Krillin)

[I'm Two feet shorter than most other men,
but when It comes to where It counts, you know I'm bigger than 10, Fool.]
[is a written line from Trixen, however used in different context]
You'll notice 6 spots of incense burned on my forehead,
It also counts all of the times that I've been dead.
I'll have you know what's charming 'bout me isnt my clothes,
I'ts the obvious fact, that I dont have a nose, fool!


(Everyone)

We fight in landmarkless fields of green,
If you're feeling kinda tired eat a senzu bean,
We drag our battles out longer than we mean,
Our power level's so high, that its obscene!


(all the Z fighters)

Been spending most our lives,
Living in a Sayin's paradise.
We grow appendages cut off with Knives,
Living in a Namek's Paradise.
We Train in Gravity over 10x,
Living in King Kai's Paradise.
If anyone died, they'll be revived
Living in a Dragon's Paradise.


(goku, piccolo, vegeta, krillin, tien, yamcha)

Kamehameaha wave, Special Beam canon,
Final Flash, Destructo Disk,
Tri Beam, WOlf fang Fist!!

(Nappa, Vegeta)

Vegeta what's the scouter say,
about his poower level?
....I'm not gonna do it!


(Master Roshi, King Kai)

I Guess your here to learn...
Master Roshi's here to teach you!
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Beat a sayin once,
2nd time he will beat you!
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I guess you can't (Vegeta)
I guess you won't (Piccolo)
I guess you don't (Krillin)
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That's why you know that im laughing at your power level!


Been Spending Most our lives
Living in a Sayin's paradise.
With no food we sill survive,
Living in a Namek's paradise
We copy moves from other guys,
Living in an Android's Paradise.
we're wished back when someone dies,
Living in a Dragon's Paradise


We're always wearing our orange clothes,
How Dragon balls grant wishes nobody knows,
Our power level never stops, it always grows,
Whenever we die we dont decompose.

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