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©2006 Barry’s Bootlegs. BAZ012. This short LP features friends Rich and Philie-T rapping (horribly) about ninjas and scientists over Casio-esque beats, and even features Rich’s mum on one track. The sticker on the front contains these rave reviews:

"In the future all music will sound like this. Throw away all your old albums, you don't need them any more" -Cassetteboy
"Manor Boys whet my whistle." -Ceephax
"I couldn't really get into it." -Luke Vibert

TRACK LIST:
01. Intro (1:21)
02. We Are The Manor Boys (3:30)
03. Chelmsford Scientists (5:25)
04. The Girl That Didn’t Want To Know Me (2:58)
05. Lost & Found (2:43)
06. Rich Is Gay (4:00)
07. I Am The Ninja (1:44)
08. Richard’s Child & Wife (Don’t Say Nothing) (3:36)
09. The Story Of Richard’s Car (feat. Richard’s Mum) (4:31)
10. Tea & Biscuits Interlude (1:39)
11. The Return Of The Ninja (3:14)
12. The Good Old Manor Boys (1:49)

“With a cover sticker that proudly displays Luke Vibert's assessment of the album ("I couldn't really get into it...") alongside splenetic endorsements from Ceephax and Cassetteboy, the Manor Boys are a couple of Essex chaps - here laying down an LP of white-bread rapping, sliced and diced madness, showtime singing and 8-bit symphonies. Having been doing the rounds in CD-R for yonks now, Barry's Bootlegs have brought the photocopy ethic out into the open for an audience raised on the welcome f*ckwittery of Cassette Boy et al. Opening through the appropriately titled 'Intro', the Manor Boys immediately assert their aesthetic through some spliced vocals, grand piano and military pomp - all of which collapses into the "oi oi!" Casio romp of 'We Are The Manor Boys'. Changing styles with flippant ease, 'Chelmsford Scientists' arrives next with a darker hue as the boys get chatty over some distorted beats for a nice hip-hop rip off, before 'The Girl That Didn't Want To Know Me' nicks a familiar sample and weaves a tale of love lost... Elsewhere, 'Rich Is Gay' rocks some more well-known cuts for some homoerotic styles, 'The Return Of The Ninja' is a collage of sounds that shares much with The Mighty Boosh, whilst 'Lost And Found' is like a British Chilly Gonzales in full tracksuit mood. To the manor born!” – Boomkat

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