Major Stars

Started as a quartet with long drawn out songs that got labeled as "jammy" which made us throw up in our mouths. Drummer quit in disgust. Band went on hiatus. Rest of the band plus 2 toured as Wayne Rogers Cock Retaliation (or whatever it was called). Switched out drummer, added chick vocals and voila, Major Stars 2.0. Chick vocals goes all, "I'm a lawyer now". New chick vocals. New chick vocals goes all, "Touring is for fags". Now? New chick vocals again.