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A song about old people and technology!

LYRICS:

You shouldn’t throw water on a chip pan fire
It'd take your face off in a flash
Don't bet your money on the Grand National
You’ll definitely lose your cash
You wouldn't switch your bathroom light on
If - your - hands - were - wet
So whatever you do, I'm telling you
Don't put your nana on the net (I said now)


Don't put your granny on the internet
You're asking for trouble, that's what you'll get
When she's surfing you're gonna fret
So don't put your nana on the net


She couldn't work the timer on her VCR
She still can't get her Freeview box to work
Now your want her to be operating Windows 10
Her brain is gonna go bezerk
If she's searching withou Google Safe Search on
You'll - break - in - to a sweat
So for your sake and mine, politely decline
And don't put your nana on the net

Don't put your granny on the internet
You're asking for trouble, that's what you'll get
When she's surfing you're gonna fret
So don't put your nana on the net


There'll be a Palaver, if she has to install Java
She’ll get viruses and then you’ll start to wince
And when she emails
She’ll be giving her bank details
And all her pension to a
Nigerian prince, (dit dit di dit dit dit) OI!


Don't put your granny on the internet
You're asking for trouble, that's what you'll get
When she's surfing you're gonna fret
So don't put your nana on the net