DESCRIPTION:
Scott Gomez is having a bit of a hard time scoring goals and living up to his 8 million dollar contract, and it's starting to get to the people of Montreal. Well, we thought we'd give the people a voice and allow them to vent a bit of frustration, in honor of Mr Gomez's recent efforts...

Lyrics:

It finally happened... I mean... I played a lot of hockey all my years and it finally uh... like I said I dunno who I uh... pissed off this year but uh... you know - but whatever it doesn't matter because we uh... as a team we uh... we definitely umm... obviously I would've liked to play better or whatever... kinda a couple bad plays here and there...

Scotty wakes up in the morning tries to put on his shoes it's not working... it's not working...

Scotty gets up it's gonna be a hard day tries to unlock the car door but the key won't fit... it won't fit...

What can he do?
Will it ever get better?
Will he ever?
Will he ever?

Put anything in (put anything in)
It just won't go in (just won't go in)
Even if we win (even if we win)
It's not 'cause of him (it's not 'cause of him)
'Cause Scotty can't put anything in

Scotty tries and tries and he just doesn't understand maybe 'cause Cunneyworth doesn't speak... Spanish... Espagnol.

Scotty, six hundred players in the NHL have more goals than you... including a goalie... ouch.

What can he do?
Will he ever get better?
Will he ever?
Will he ever?

Put anything in (put anything in)
It just won't go in (just won't go in)
Even if we win (even if we win)
It's not 'cause of him (it's not 'cause of him)
'Cause Scotty can't put anything in

Well, the guys always make fun of my shot so, y'know, I asked Santa for some help there and, y'know, my list is to get a better shot and so hopefully uh... he's listening and uh... he'll do something this Chistmas.

"Alright, Scotty. Shootout. There's absolutely no one there. It's just you and the goalie. No no no no, Cole - SIT DOWN! Alright, Scotty, we need this one. Do you think you can do it? Can you give us a win? Alright, Scotty. OK, Scotty, shoot. Don't wait. Shoot. Shoot now, Scotty! Scotty, NOW! NOOOOOO... Where's Oleg Petrov when you need him?!"

On the powerplay (can't put it in)
In a shootout (can't put it in)
On an empty net (can't put it in)
Food in a shopping basket (can't put it in)
His arm in a winter jacket (can't put it in)
In bed with his wife (can't put it in... can't put it in)

Just a little feel here and there. I used to always shoot pucks with uh... Jacques Laperriere

He has the same amount of goals as Youppi (and me, and me and me and me... and me)
He has the same amount of goals as everyone in Montreal
Come on, Montreal, all together - he can't put it in...