The Donettes

Yodeling, rock, roll, soul, a little twang and a lotta bang.The Donettes are the real deal.and not to be fucked with. Oh, and did we mention they can play the bejeezus out of their instruments? Damn straight. Rebecca will use her velvet hammer voice to yodel, sweettalk or growl you into submission. Kirsten will slap that upright bass until you personally feel its pain and work the hell outta the electric bass so you can't help but shake your be-hind. And the boys? They don't call Jonathan "Johnny 7" for nuthin'. 7ths, 9ths, augmented 13th - he works in those jazz chords into the rock so you won't know what hit your little old previously bored eardrums. And speaking of drums, that hottie Tom can beat the toms. Oh yeah. If you see them perform, be sure to hold on to your pants or they will be blown off. Your socks too. You have been forewarned so please wear clean underwear. And whatever you do, do NOT not store any of their CDs next to fireworks or gasoline.KABOOM.