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I Do Not Own This Song, I Just Think It's Awesome:)
Credit to stefansingalong for the lyrics!

Mr. Hicks, (Yes?)
Do you get kicks, (Out of)
Making a mix, (Yes x3)
Whenever you drink?
You insist on getting so pissed,
The room sees you've had too much JD

Hicks is feeling rough after a terrible day
Londis won't serve minors so he'll go to supersave
He grew a beard to put his sober side at bay
Whisky made him grow ten feet taller, sobering down makes him feel smaller

Another day being drunk, so much liquid he...
Has nearly sunk, can he get served? Is he feeling lucky punk?
He's underage; he'll put shopkeepers away,
Whisky made him get through the day I overheard his teacher say

'Drinking is a sure sign that your son's not getting to school on time
And if he were a son of mine, I'd certainly start putting him in line.'
He's out all day, throwing his money away
JD isn't the cheapest drink, when it goes back down the sink

Now some alcohol is lush, but special brew is rough
Especially when you're mixing it with all different kinds of stuff
If you're getting drunk much quick...err, n' feelin' more sick...err
Then stick to drinkin' soft drinks and let the big boys drink the lick...err

I'm never gonna be, never gonna see, never gonna be, never gonna see
A young boy drinking more, ending his nights on the floor...
If what I said before, was a joke then have one Jack Daniels and coke,
And get your arse up off that floor, 'cause you're always drinking more

It's a joke as long as you can see the serious side of it
I'm not telling you what to do.

But I was wondering if...

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