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You guys ever heard about the Spaghetti House?

Y’know THE Spaghetti House of Kutztown fame? No? You haven’t heard of the Spaghetti House? Well. Alright. I kinda, well, figured that you woulda, since, y’know, I thought you were a punk. All reputable punks know about the Spaghetti House, so... I guess you’re not as much of a punk as I thought you were. Well, um. What are you supposed to talk about with non-punks? I haven’t experienced this before. What do normal people like to talk about? Stock markets? You like stock markets? What’s your favorite stock market?

Ugh, I didn’t sign up for this shit so I can actually talk to people, I’m just using all of your views for ad revenue (waiting for my twenty cent paycheck to come in the mail any day now). Forget it, I’ll just fill you in on the Spaghetti House so we can move on. The Spaghetti House is a—well, house that’s located in Kutztown (I’m honestly surprised that someone thought it’d be a good idea to name a place “Kutztown”), a city in Pennsylvania where it “smells like shit and people ride horses to work”. According to Matt, who plays drums here in Bleeders, it’s the same house where Burp!—a band that has since broken up, if you’re not aware—first started jamming, and has since hosted a number of shows down in its basement; the very same basement where this tape was originally recorded. And in case you’re wondering, yes, the house’s inhabitants did indeed eat spaghetti regularly: as Matt told me, they’d eat spaghetti “once or twice a week” at the “famous Spaghetti House of Kutztown”. Not Bleeders’ vocalist, Brenna, though—she apparently can’t stand the smell of marinara sauce. Seems kinda bold to hang around a place called the “Spaghetti House” when you don’t even like spaghetti, but alright.

Anyways, this is Bleeders. As previously mentioned, they’re a punk band based in Kutztown, the very same Kutztown (not that there’s many cities where its inhabitants are willing to name their place “Kutztown”) where Burp! first originated; and, as you might’ve already figured out, Bleeders shares the very same Matt from Burp!, except now he’s on drums instead of guitar. As to the other two members of this three-piece, I have no fuckin’ clue, Matt didn’t fill me in on them. I have at least been made aware that Bleeders is no longer a three-piece, as the group has now adopted a bassist, who will make their first appearance on the new material that the group has set to be released, um, “soon”. That’s about all Matt told me. Oh, and he called me beautiful, that was pretty cool. How many times have YOU been called beautiful, huh? Oh. A lot? By actual living, breathing people instead of digital chat boxes? Well. Shit. Okay.

Now I kinda don’t want to write about Bleeders anymore. How many other people do you think Matt has called beautiful? I bet I’m not even the only one. I bet he calls anyone beautiful. I bet I’m just another pretty face to him. Dang. Can’t blame him though. You ever get a close look at my propeller hat? It’s really nice.

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TRACK LIST:
Queerest – 0:00
Toxic – 2:11
Edgy Boy – 3:10
Stay Away – 5:32
Kink Shamer – 8:02

DOWNLOAD: https://bleeders.bandcamp.com/releases