DESCRIPTION:
This song is about that magical hair on manly chins that gives us men the confidence we need to survive in this crazy messed up world.

HAHA.. this song is really about my very embarrassing (though I am very proud of it) beard.

Here's a better recorded version that you can download for free under our other band name, Schedule I: http://soundcloud.com/schedule-i/technically-a-beard

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Lyrics

Strollin' down the street with this beard on my face,
jukin' and hesitatin' my beards rolling in grace
my beard controlling the place, other players get scared
of these twin .44s my beard comes prepared
your girl will be ensnared by my manly visage, (hey there)
my beard don't wanna see no other (niggaz)
I pull no other triggaz, when my beard comes to town
ain't none others bigger, mine's the illest beard around
with 21 bitches that's how my beard gets down,
you'll have 21 stitches if at my beard you clown
if you come around me, you will get got
a soldier and a scholar, my beard is a polyglot
My beard shines like an infant at a Christening,
If it falls in the forest, everyone is listening (YEAAAAAA)
A bearded legend Baron Davis is revered, what's that magic on his face?
Yo, It's technically a beard!

You see these hairs on my chin? Yea, they're technically a beard.
x3

Glide down the street with my feet on the air
feel the breeze rush through my ample chin hair
my cocky stride gets all the girls to stare, while my beard sways with an indomitable flair
cuz i'm bearded like the jews' big noses (noses)
listen to my commandments, i'm bearded like Moses,
Beard hair longer than Justin Brown's toes's (toes's)
it defeats all those who oppose it (YEAAAAA)
Lows reach an all time high, except for my beard that shit's gonna fly
DO I, deny that i'm justified, ridin' so high with this beard, OH MY
Beard, like the Gordon's fisherman glistening like it was hit with a mister fan,
it catches and cooks that fish with, no fear
though the box says they're grilled, yo
technically they're seared

chorus

3rd verse was a freestyle