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Karl Klaps low attention span version:
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Yo Klaps! That was righteous groovy! Yeah I know, now I'm gonna lay another true tale right on you.

One two, we goin' here? Yea I hea ya
Klaps Klaps Klaps Go Go Go.
Tony Tazz 5x The Streets couldn't tame my Tony 3X

Tony Tazz was a cool fool motherf down with the true crew! Then one day he forgot what it was about forgot what it was about. 3x

He couldn't even Klap He couldn't even Klap He couldn't' even Klap

But I see him walking down the streets somedays And he keeps tellin' me. He's great.Tellin' me he's great That everything is great.

Here comes the truth. He's all grown up now but still just a child crying (I am the baby!) I am the baby 3x I am the baby(I am the baby!)

Someone ate the baby Someone killed the baby. 2x

He's got a job now as one of those dot com bombs
Fate caught up with him again when the secra secra secretary threw him into the sad sound to rock Tony's town:

Why oh why Tony would say...
The boss came back with the reply: "You terrible salesman!"

My friend J2X remembers that day crystal clear.

It was sad as a sad day When I saw Tony get fired. His face more sad than puppy dog.
I saw him in the store stealing a versace

But I couldn't "Klap" "Tell him!"

I couldn't tell the manager So when Tony left I followed, I
followed , I followed, and I told him he was criminal crook.
Criminal crook 2x

I saw Tony on Thursday and he kept trying to do the dew
Tony don't do the dew (dew) do the dew (dew) do the dew(dew) 3x
But you still do now look at the words they say

Thrown out again like a piece of trash
Inta the can inta the can what ya gonna do now Tony?
Inta the can Inta the can Wut you gonna try and sell now Tony?
I told ya man don't play with the tigers. 2x

The tigers'll tame you The tigers'll mame you till your all worn out now.

But you just kept thinkin' you just kept thinkin' It's alright, it's alright, 2x

I can tame the tigers I can tame the tigers Just gotta play the game now, and now your playing the game. And well?

Your just the tigers' dog Your just the tigers' dog. Your just the tiger's dog.

Gotta play the game Gotta Play the game Ha Tony? Just Play the game! 2x

Tony tried to tame the tigers but they only tamed him 5x

Whudit do for you Tony? Whaddit it do for you Tonay?!
Where are you now?

Down and out. Down the tubes. Nowhere left to go. So Tony went out and he tried find a savior and all the whores just kept sayin'
(God bless you, God bless you!) 4x God f bless you!

Yeah bless you all bless you all for making Tony what he is today! Yeah bless you all You're the one's who made him dumb you're the one's who made him numb
Yeah bless you all You're the ones who made him a slave today. Yeah, bless you all your're the ones who made him play this unwinnable game. Yeah bless you all You're the ones who made Tony what he is today.

And now I can't even find my friend.
I've been lookin' in the streets that couldn't tame him but he ain't there he ain't there..2x

He ain't even doing your s now. But I asked the man on the street if He knew a thing or two.

But I ain't giving up so easily.
I heard the word just follow the herd and you'll find him right over there. My friend Speed Cheese knows a bit about Tony.

Tony was a bad fool who came through town.
Didn't care about mommy didn't care about daddy Didn't give a dog doo! I saw em man I saw em man He went downtown. Went round town I saw em man I saw em man He went downtown. round town.

Pothead where've you been "I can't read
the line" But I ain't giving up na ah.

I kept looking in the streets that couldn't tame him.
He wasn't there he wasn't there. 2x

It ain't easy and all ya know how it goes but then one day my friend Letta G said "Klaps I sense something be careful"

Tony! It's me Karl.
"Ya want some Tony?Well take this! "
Tony!!!!!!!!

I ain't seen em ever again since that day. I guess he
played one too many games with the tigers. Hear the chorus in the street all sing.

Tony Tried to tame the tigers but they only tamed him.

Children don' t play the game today.
Get down in the streets and cry for the tale all should know:

Tony Tazz ballad of the streets. Tony Tazz ballad of the streets.

Klaps! true! Klaps! true! Klaps! true! Klaps! troo! Yeah!!

note lyrics had to be shrunk a bit