DESCRIPTION: Did you know it's impossible to flush a fart? No, go ahead and try. We won't stop you. But we are very disappointed that you wouldn't just accept our word on this one. It's not like we took two hours out of our day to research this at the library. It's not like we read "The Flushability of a Fart" from cover to cover to bring you our conclusions. It's not like the Tambourine Club has spent countless hours researching this exact subject and that the primary reason they've put on this Classroom Series is not to showcase their music, but rather to meet and collaborate with us on our research of the fartability and fartaveritility of a theoretical flushable fart.
NOOOO, it's not like we have doctoral degrees in this crap. Pun intended. Because we don't. We got our masters and dropped out of the program. Crap is unfulfilling. We need something more filling.
