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What if the Isle Delfino theme from Super Mario Sunshine... had lyrics?

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LYRICS:

HERE ON THIS TROPIC ISLE
IT'S OUR JOB TO MAKE YOU SMILE
TILL YOU'RE ON TRIAL, THEN WE GET MEAN!

YOU LOOK LIKE A GUILTY GILL
ON EIGHT COUNTS OF GO-GURT SPILL
YOU'RE HERE TILL EVERYTHING'S CLEAN
(THIS IS FUN, RIGHT?)

BUT YOU'RE ON THE BEACH!
WITH TOADSWORTH AND MAMA PEACH!

PEACH: MAMA PEACH?

WHAT A JOY TO BE CONDEMNED
BY A CORRUPT JUDICIAL SYSTEM (OBJECTION!)

HAVE A BACKPACK WITH A HOSE
GET SOME CACA ON YOUR NOSE
AND THERE'S A SPIKE RIGHT BY YOUR HEAD

E. GADD: THAT WAS JUST A PROTOTYPE!

'TWAS A GAME, ONE MIGHT INFER,
ABOUT A TROPICAL JANITOR,
BUT THEY CAST MARIO INSTEAD, HMM...

MIYAMOTO: OH YES THE CONCEPT IS FOOLPROOF!
WE'LL SELL A BILLION, OH YES!
'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT ALL CHILDREN LONG FOR
CLEANING UP SOMEONE ELSE'S MESS!

SO NOW OUR HERO'S A FELON
ROLLING A BIG WATERMELON, GAAAAAH *bleep*
THE FOLKS HERE NEED SHINE SPRITES
TO MAKE THE ISLAND SHINE BRIGHT
BUT THEY ALL HOARD THEM, AND BLAME YOU
(WHY, WHY, WHYYY?!)

THE WATER JETPACK'S GENIUS
BUT THIS GAME GETS TEDIOUS,
THEY TRIED TO MAKE MARIO NEW (EWW...)

YEAH, SOME PARTS ARE FUN
BUT IT'S NOT MY NUMBER ONE
SURE, SOME GAMES SEEM LIKE PURE GOLD
IF YOU PLAY 'EM WHEN YOU'RE FOUR YEARS OLD

THE VOICE OF BOWSER SOUNDS RATHER
LIKE COOKIE MONSTER'S DRUNK BROTHER

COOKIE BOWNSTER: HEY GUYS!

IT'S NOT BAD AS SEQUELS GO,
BUT IT'S A THIRD RATE MARIO
OFF-BRAND AND IMPROPERLY PACED

WHILE IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE GAME,
YOU CAN LOVE IT JUST THE SAME,
PERHAPS THAT LOVE ISN'T MISPLACED...
'CAUSE AFTER ALL...
THERE'S NO ACCOUNTING FOR TASTE!

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There's no two ways about it: The way Miyamoto is portrayed in this video, as well as the background music during that section of the song, is problematic. At the time, I thought "Well, this is what he sounds like" and I attempted to do a non-exaggerated Japanese accent. But these days, I see how that's a problem and every time I watch the video I wish I hadn't done it that way. If it offended you or made you feel bad, I'm very sorry.

0:00 Intro
0:17 Song
2:16 Outro