Stuck Backwards, the noted pioneers of "Urinal Cake Rock" since 1998, claim to come from a small trailer park in Virginia. You see the band was conceived by four young men with tiny brains and a powerful misconception that they would someday be something more than poor white trash! The bio you are reading now and the music on this site represent their attempt to become the pollution in the mainstream of music we need so badly.
The Stuck Backwards sound, closely resembling that of a toad ("Bufo americanus") being blown apart by an M-80, can be broken down like this:
1. Strong energetic metal riffs, like a diesel engine revving up as it propels a semi truck through an elementary school.
2. Punk influenced drum beats, not unlike the sound of a mental patient as he pounds his head against his cell door.
3. A bass guitar sound so thick, it could choke Linda Lovelace.
4. Blistering vocals that have left many listeners with unexplainable rashes and severe bladder infections.
Over the last decade, Stuck Backwards has had the privilege of supporting bands such as: GWAR, The Misfits, The Dave Brockie Experience, Against All Authority, The Casualties, Leftover Crack, D.R.I., Murder Junkies, Murphy's Law, Arsis, Mobile Deathcamp, Supine (featuring members of Jimmy's Chicken Shack), Dog Fashion Disco, Hudson Falcon, Mensrea (featuring members of GWAR and Vindication), Psyopus, Green Jello (featuring members of Rosemary's Billygoat, Mandown, Pottymouth and The Radioactive Chicken Heads), Trash Talk, appearing as musical guests at Tattoo Conventions and they were also selected to play several dates on The Vans Warped Tour by founder Kevin Lyman.
Members of the above mentioned bands were sought after for comments, but when found, could not be questioned. It seems that due to direct contact with Stuck Backwards, they have contracted what doctors are calling "acute pervertive negative height fixation". This occurs when the afflicted individual confines his or herself to an empty room and draws pictures of naked bald midgets!
If you develop any of the aforementioned symptoms, or would like to know more about Stuck Backwards, please message us or drop us a comment.
NOTE: Administrative Assistants pretending to be actual band members will do their best to write you back with generic responses chocked full "Rock-N-Roll lingo" making you feel special and unique!
