DESCRIPTION:
STEViE's Christmas song for 2015.
Song written an' performed by Stevie Simpson.
Video by Drew Rivers at Gun City Studios.

An' for those askin' for them....

LYRICS:

WELL ANOTHER YEAR’S DONE, THE LIBERALS ARE GONE
THE TORIES ARE IN ON THEIR OWN
AN’ CORBYN LEADS LABOUR, SOME HOPE HE’S A SAVIOR
JUST MAYBE A GOOD SEED’S BEEN SOWN
BUT YOU’RE STILL IN NUMBER TEN, OSBOURNE’S NEXT DOOR
SCHEMIN’ AN’ COOKIN’ OUR GOOSE
IDS MAKES IT THREE I WOULD SEE HANG FROM TYBURN’S TREE
BAUBLES STRUNG EACH BY A NOOSE

IT’S ANOTHER YEAR THAT I’LL WISH YOU NO CHEER
I’LL NOT BE YOUR GOVERNMENT’S SLAVE
AN’ MOST UPON MOST, I’LL RAISE YOU A TOAST
I STILL WISH YOU A SHIT CHRISTMAS DAVE

MAY YOUR PRESENTS BE BROKEN JUST LIKE YOUR PROMISES
LIES AN’ DECEIT THAT’S YOUR PATH
BUT HEY DIGGITY GIG, WITH YOUR DICK IN A PIG
YOU GAVE US A MOMENTARY LAUGH

IT’S ANOTHER YEAR THAT I’LL WISH YOU NO CHEER
I’LL NOT BE YOUR GOVERNMENT’S SLAVE
AN’ MOST UPON MOST, I’LL RAISE YOU A TOAST
I STILL WISH YOU A SHIT CHRISTMAS DAVE

AN’ DAVE I HOPE THAT YOUR TURKEY TASTES FOUL
AN’ YOUR WINE TASTES LIKE VINEGAR TOO
YOUR GOOSE IS REAL GREASY ALONG WITH YOUR DUCK
IF YOU GET SALMONELLA WE WON’T GIVE A MONKEY’S

WELL I HOPED THAT I WOULDN’T BE SINGIN’ THIS YEAR
I WISH YOU A SHIT CHRISTMAS DAVE
BUT YOU TORIES GOT IN AN’ THE WINTER’S SET IN
AN’ YOU’LL SEE A FEW FOLKS TO THEIR GRAVE

SO IT’S ANOTHER YEAR THAT I’LL WISH YOU NO CHEER
I’LL NOT BE YOUR GOVERNMENT’S SLAVE
AN’ MOST UPON MOST, I’LL RAISE YOU A TOAST
I STILL WISH YOU A SHIT CHRISTMAS DAVE

AN’ THERE’S MANY A GHOST THAT WILL JOIN IN THIS TOAST
AN’ WISH YOU A SHIT CHRISTMAS DAVE