DESCRIPTION:
Original song performed for the last time in January 2010 at the River City Saloon in Hood River, OR.

Lyrics:
It was a deep blue Ford Bronco of '73
With 4 wheel drive and 3 on the tree
Well I turned and looked and Oh Lordy me
I saw Jesus Christ in the drivers seat

My shit was jacked
By the Son of the Lord
Jesus Christ Stole My Ford

Well I turned and looked as he drove away
And that's the day I gave up prayin'
But seeings how now he owes me one
I might as well go out and have a little fun

My Shit Was Jacked
By the Son of the Lord
Jesus Christ Stole My Ford

Now I sit here in stone cold shock
Cuz from here home is a real long walk
Don't feel like that poem with footprints in the sand
My Ford was jacked by the Son of Man
Well I guess I didn't tithe enough
Cuz he came down from Heaven, and stole my truck