SIMPLER MACHINE

"The band absolutely slams!" says Kansas City writer Wess Hudelson.



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"Simpler Machine ripped my fucking head off. Once the curtain went up my eyes were wide and my undies were soiled. From start to finish these five guys threw down! They threw themselves at the walls, at each other, and at the crowd of mostly scantily clad women!" Kev-Mo, Rock City News, Los Angeles, Ca.



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Jon Nicholson's Iggy Pop/Bowie/R. Plant stage presence and tweaking vocals constantly keep audiences off balance and entertained. Visionary guitarist, Dave Isaacs melodic and constantly odd guitar "interpretations" add to the enormous mass of sound established by fellow guitarist Joey Sanchez, whose metal marshall riffs fuel the engine. Bass player Anoush, who's stage presence equals being in the room with the Undertaker, handles business seamlessly.he isn't scared to play guitar either.;) and he's funny!. Drummer J. Brunk, rounds out the five-some with steady blasting barrages and plans on bringing fliggidas back to the forefront of American rock. The band will take you on an Acid trip of sorts. Catch the next show!!!



2013



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".most albums lack the glue to give you what you really want on each track. These guys have that glue. Hell, they manufacture that glue at the SIMPLER MACHINE warehouse." Andy @ The Biggest Letdown



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".the lyrics sound like they were written by a high school kid who just discovered the word fuck." Mite Mutant @ The ChickenFish Speaks



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"This album's highlight is "Ratfuck," which opens with an ear-catching riff and features a triumphant chorus that would have Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson singing along with his beer bottle held high." ".sure to piss off prudes and the political correctness police." Adam Parker @ Hot Indie New.com



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".a tried and true form of entertaining, if not a little sloppy, metal." ".and they like to sing about sex." Mary Lemansky @ LooseyLucy's Headquarters



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".enough energy and “fuck you’s” to make your mom’s head spin." ".want to piss off your neighbors on a hot summer day with all of the windows open, then this band is for you." Jessica Skipper @ Glam Metal



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"Simpler Machine remain at the extreme end of the spectrum, opting to avoid any tact, synonyms or fresh air." Corinne @ PlugInMusic



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"., it is delivered with a drunken wink by the Machine as if to say, "Happy? Good, now shut up. I've got other things to play."" ""."2013? is more of a testament to musical truth and artistic integrity rather than an audition to the Big Machine show." Vinrock @ Metology