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A project for AP Psych, this rap features Sigmund Freud, B.F. Skinner, and Albert Ellis. It IS educational, so to all the psych teachers out there, show this to your kids. Shout out to kazofficialchannel for recording and mixing the audio. Check out his channel here on Youtube. Enjoy.

Note: The song in the beginning is "Lean Back" by Fat Joe, and the song in the credits is "One More Time" by Daft Punk. We are not trying to take credit for their music and give them full credit. Also, we give credit to Tommy Wiseau for any usage of material from The Room. Wiseau Films did not actually produce this video (it's a joke), and as far as we know, L. Fai Fai Records does not exist. Finally, we would like to thank Jon Lajoie for showing us how to look cool.

Skinner: You, uh, running Bay to Breakers this year?
Ellis: No actually. Did you see the paper Freud wrote?
Skinner: Yeah, what was that uh, what was that called, uh...Genitalia Envy? or something like that.
Ellis: Penis Envy, actually.
Skinner: Wow I mean, that's ridiculous, what...what's that guy's problem?
Ellis: I don't know he's just a nut job.
Skinner: If he were here right now, I'd give him a piece of my mind.
Ellis: Yeah, if that guy were here RIGHT now, I would make his ***** envious.
Freud: Which one of you envies my *****?

Freud's verse:

My name is Freud, Sigmund Freud
Yes your mind is destroyed
I can read you like a book
You know it takes me just one little look

Wait don't tell me what you thinkin girl
Just listen up now I'm your shrink
Let's talk about those dreams of yours
Let's open up the subconscious doors

Girl you saw beneath your underwear
And there was nothing there
Don't lie to me girl now don't be fake
I know you want that big ole snake

I'm the answer to your problems
Give em to me and I'll solve em
The human mind is not complex
It's all about sex

Skinner's verse:

Y-y-yo, B.F. Skinner here
The reasons for your actions are all very clear
It's a simple little thing I like to call it behavior
Let me tell you what it is and I'll do you a favor

See you probably never realized what you do what you do
Is the product of the punishment your parents gave you
When you were stealin from the cookie jar and daddy saw you from afar
He got out his old wooden plank and turned you round for one big spank

Now nature says it's DNA but trust me it don't work that way
The environments what shapes you not the bio that creates you
Now your thoughts, actions, personality
At the end of the day are only shaped by reality

Now we all know that Freud was a sexual dude
He used to come up with ideas that were pretty fricken crude
Psycho this, psycho that, we all know that Freud's a quack
So if you want real psych just come to me I'm B.F. Skin P.I.M.P.

Chorus (Freud):

My name is Freud, Sigmund Freud
Yes your mind is destroyed
I can read you like a book
You know it takes me just one little look

I'm the answer to your problems
Give em to me and I'll solve em
The human mind is not complex
It's all about sex

Ellis' verse:

Albert Ellis is my name
Cognition is my game
Sigmund Freud is all that psycho stuff
And Skinner's a behavior buff

Don't listen to those tools
Them playas is just fools
This is how I made my bank
It's all about the way you think

Now I know you've got depression
But I'll cure it in just one session
Check out this logic, now listen to me
It's called rational emotive therapy

Yo Sigmund, here's a little advice
You should use my rational device
Here me out bro, cause your thinkin wrong
Seriously man?...She is your freakin mom.

Chorus