Sidekick

Welcome to the official music page of Sidekick. Sidekick was born October 31st 1869. He had a premature birth and was born on top of a weegie board, because of this he was possessed by spirits of infamous serial killers and mass murderers. At a young age Sidekick would kill his pet animals (2 dogs, 3 frogs, 1 bird, 5 lizards, and a zebra). He thought that this was very entertaining and decided at the age of 10 that it was time to take it to the next level. He started off by killing his anger management counselor. After that he just started killing off people he didn't like such as bullies at school, some of his teachers and the mailman. Then one day he was taken to juvenile hall at the age of 13. It was there he learned that he enjoyed pain. When the other kids would jump him and stab him he would just laugh because it felt good. It especially felt good knowing that he can’t be killed. So he decided to just kill everybody that was near him and escape one day. Sidekick now lives in the sewers beneath the streets. He enjoys dressing up as a hamster and running around at night screaming at homeless people. He also enjoys dressing in a blue Speedo and a red bandanna and jumping off of buildings pretending to be a homosexual Spider man. His best friend and his wife are both the same person. It's his left hand. They have a very happy marriage together and are trying to have kids but for some reason it’s not working out so well. We hope you enjoy the music and Sidekick we'll keep it coming.



For booking/collaborations with Sidekick please call his Manager, Jascha Dlugatch.



Phone number: (515)881-7682



E-mail: dlugatch.jascha@gmail.com