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You seemed so wholesome and so sweet
So soft spoken and so meek
Then much to everyone's surprise
You bummed a Marlboro off of them guys
Ripped off your clothes
And threw yourself into the drink
That's when I knew
That it had to be you

Changing my sheets in preparation
To go to bed with another strange woman
I had a moment however fleeting
Where it felt a little bit like cheating
Although I know
I drove you into the arms
Of another man

But that poor son of a bitch
Isn't gonna know what hit him
Honey these sad sacks of shit
Christ I don't know where you get em

Part of me wishes I could get the chance
to sit them down and explain
That going into battle
alone and unarmed with you
Is absolutely insane