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I recently watched a special about great white sharks off the coast of south africa. They charge straight up from the ocean floor at high speed to ambush seals swimming on the surface. They're going so fast that they breach the surface and fly 10-15ft in the air. I don't know if you've ever seen a 3,000 lb shark do that, but it's pretty horrifying. Imagine what that would feel like. Getting hit by a mouthful of teeth at 50 mph. and not even seeing it coming. That's called getting "check marked' my friends.

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