DESCRIPTION:
Hope you enjoy! This is originally intended to be an English project...:D

LYRICS:

Satirizing Modern Rap by Josh Satory

Who is Saying What.

JReid: JReid
Modern Day Rapper: MDR

Lyrics

JReid: You got your boy JReid
MDR: And you got your boy "Modern Day Rapper"
JReid: And were gonna do a little rap for you. Alright, lets get it.

Verse 1

JReid: I don't need to rap about drugs
I don't need to rap about money
Because most of the songs we listen to
I find straight funny

MDR: Imma buy 8 cars
Just because I can
And the ladies will love me
Because they'll think that I'm the man

JReid: Why not talk about the world
And this stuff thats going on
Make the people hear the news
Through a lyrics in a song

MDR: Because they listen to what we say
All this money that we pay

JReid: So your talking about the pay check that you're spending everyday?

Chorus

JReid: I just hate it...
Whenever I hear songs about the same topics
Songs about money, cars and girls and vacations to the tropics
What about something new?
Is that all that you can do?
Stop talking about the parties and the members of your crew
Because I wanna hear the best
And I wanna hear the most
Because modern day rap is straight burnt like toast
Oh, you think that you're fresh?
And that no one else can copy
Then why does every song
Have to talk about Versace?

Verse 2

MDR: I'm like Bill Gates

JReid: But I don't got money

MDR: I'm speaking the truth

JReid: So I hope that's funny

MDR: Too sweet for the bees

JReid: But I ain't got honey

MDR: I'm a little bit sick

JReid: So my nose is runny

MDR: Okay, woah there
Why you dissing on my tracks?

JReid: Because honestly all of its the same
and it is wack.

MDR: Why can't lyrics be the same?
Dude you sound so super lame.
JReid: Man I would be ashamed
to be compared to every rapper in the game.
Wouldn't you?

MDR: But look at all the stuff I do.

JReid: Yeah, it's killing modern rap
man you wouldn't have a clue.

JReid: I just hate it...
Whenever I hear songs about the same topics
Songs about money, cars and girls and vacations to the tropics
What about something new?
Is that all that you can do?
Stop talking about the parties and the members of your crew
Because I wanna hear the best
And I wanna hear the most
Because modern day rap is straight burnt like toast
Oh, you think that you're fresh?
And that no one else can copy
Then why does every song
Have to talk about Versace?

(RAP BATTLE)
Verse 3

JReid: When I'm rapping
Y'all clapping
No birds but
I'm flapping
No sleeping
Or napping
Just need this to happen
I'm running
Straight lapping
My feet they be tapping
No route but I'm mapping
Electric I'm zapping
BOW!
It's your turn.


MDR: Um, I don't know if I can rap, without mentioning money
I know I sound stupid
And I think its kind of funny
If all I rap about are cars
That won't get me very far
But can I rap about my gang?
and how I got like 30 scars?

JReid: (Dialogue)