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The stage is set, a showdown, a duel for all to view
This Venus chick, the Roman head to head with you
She's got her myths, her stories, years of written fame
But at the end of this battle, she will hang her head in shame
Cause her opponent, is perfect
She stands no chance to win
And when the votes have all been tallied, her reign surpreme will end

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The myths are wrong, they're bogus, here is what is true
This so called Goddess of Love has nothing next to you
Here's to the showdown, between you and this Venus girl
She's just a tramp, she's wothless when placed inside your world

Venus is cute, meh, she's pretty a 7 out of 10
But dang you're sexy, hypnotic, where can I begin
Your crooked smile, your onion breath, Venus missed the mark
The way you snort and fart when laughing, you ignite the sparks
But not just looks, you're much deeper, that sets you apart
Your stupid humor mixed with brilliance is how you stole my heart

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It's time to vote the gods must judge, heck lets start with Zeus
Well, there's a token glance at Venus, he flashes her up the deuce
Jupiter enters, as figures, results more of the same
That gives you 2 and Venus 0, she's about to lose this game
Cupid's last, put down your arrows, unless Venus needs help
My girl is bangin', dudes are smitten when her presence is felt

(chorus)

Well in closing what's the purpose of this silly duel
No my intentions were not simply to make Venus play the fool
Nah, the truth is I've discovered, when myths and truth unite
It helps us fellas all to notice, which girl is wrong and which one's right
So my goal is to encourage, other fellow dorks like me
And help them to obtain their dream girl, through modern mythology.