DESCRIPTION:
Props to the Man - Badministrator. Enjoy the Zaun anthem!

Music by Heart Attack
Lyrics by Kyle Danger Henick and Badministrator
Recording by Leigh Chaumont
Mixing by Konsuma
Video by Kyle Danger Henick

Performed by The H31P, Badministrator, and Kyle Danger Henick



LYRICS

Its time to introduce myself
Time for the Zac attack
I get big with the HPs
Put the team on my back
One League, under Zaun
Cell-divisible
Its like Im from China
Your turrets are invisible
Blobs on the ground when I come through
Check my residue
Ima bounce you like a rabid basketball
Cashin a void check
Disrupt the backline
Leave it lookin like a train wreck
Covered in snot
In case you forgot
The secret of the ooze
Is that you never lose when you choose to cruise
Pay your dues and - put on your bouncing shoes
Use the goos but don't abuse the goos
Slingshot Elastic
Flubber, not plastic
Im like the Hulk and Mr. Fantastic
At the same time
Puffin that Zaun smog
I could use a snack, come on, lets bounce dawg

Rollin down the lane
Puffin Zaun Smog
Sippin on Reds and Blues
For Science!
Examine that while you're back and we runnin the game
Rollin down the lane
Puffin Zaun Smog
Sippin on Reds and Blues
For Science!
Examine that while you're back and we runnin the game

Rift Master Splinter, cheese for my dinner
Sippin reds and blues while I cruise through beginners
A sewer rat, lane abuser that's on the loose bruising losers
every queue, bot lane my true habitat
Started fat but I'm still getting fed
got the skill to put lead to your head 'til you're good and dead
Venom cask put the slow down, then I throw down
all you low down clowns gettin mowed down
I spray you pray, I slay and you wait to spawn
Can't hang with the Don running Zaun
Rift mafia, more noxious than Noxus
Twitch and Singed always win never stop this
Kingpin skinned, invis for the ambush
You blind mice gonna die cause I'm damn good
Scared to lane, it's like a maze when you leave the spawn
Lab rat strats can't pass vs Algernon

Rollin down the lane
Puffin Zaun Smog
Sippin on Reds and Blues
For Science!
Examine that while you're back and we runnin the game
Rollin down the lane
Puffin Zaun Smog
Sippin on Reds and Blues
For Science!
Examine that while you're back and we runnin the game

Mundo goes where he pleases
Mundo's cleaver infected with contagious diseases
Mundo throw em at ya like a pitcher
You get caught, Mundo get richer
Mundo like a painter, help you see the big picture
Mundo run the rift like a Fortune 500 company
If Mundo could talk good, he ask, "Why do you run from me?"
Ladies find Mundo irresistible
Mundo handsome
Mundo charming
Mundo scientifically brilliant
Also Mundo's fists are full
With the fruits of Mundo's labor
Mundo makin paper
Mundo all up in yo base just to say, "Howdy neighbor!"
Mundo also good with similes
Example: Mundo regen health like Wolverine
Except Hugh Jackman not as good looking as Mundo
Except for if Hugh wear a Mundo costume tho

Rollin down the lane
Puffin Zaun Smog
Sippin on Reds and Blues
For Science!
Examine that while you're back and we runnin the game
Rollin down the lane
Puffin Zaun Smog
Sippin on Reds and Blues
For Science!
Examine that while you're back and we runnin the game

Mundo on the beat, Singed gank the track
Straight through your team to the back
Bait the whole pack, and I spam laugh through the chase
Stop for a second just to ask "How'd that taste"
Number one proxy, ganks can't stop me
Got so much farm qualify for a subsidy
Teammates love me but enemies leave
Cause when I'm on the rift they can't breathe