prozak party

It all started 13.7 billion years ago when the universe began.After Big Bang

occured high energy particles(like protons,neutrons,electrons and prozons) travelled randomly through the early universe in relative velocities.One sort of particle though,the christos-particle(one of the 6 prozons),travelled only at the speed of sound 340m/s.being significantly slower than the other particles they called it sapf-tron(stupid-particle).According to the laws of quantum mechanics at some point a bunch of sapf-trons randomly collided to one another and the intermolecular forces kept them from being torn apart by their velocities forming the first stupid complexes of particles!These complexes grew bigger and bigger thus creating their own stupid gravitational force field.As the other particles travelled through the field nothing happened because the gravity was way too stupid to attract them.This did not apply for the other 5 prozons whose orbits were altered by the field thus being trapped like flies in a spiders web!The first sign of prozak party was there.A STRANGE PHENOMENON:These coplexes started moving through the universe forced by dark energy(like dark matter it's called 'dark' because we are unaware of their origin)which caused them to vibrate in unknown frequencies(665-667nHz) generating what we call 'stupid dark sound'.In 1895 this 'thing' flew into earths atmosphere and stranded somewhere?to be continued.