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LYRICS!!!!:

Smoke cigs, jerk off.
Smoke cigars, jerk off.
Smoke some weed, jerk off.
Smoke whatever you need, just jerk off.

Woke up at noon to some mornin wood,
lookin at me like "yo man whats good??
You gonna give me that lovin that you really should??
I even held off on your dream just so you could".
Im like naw man, you gotta wait,
I gotta put some toast and jam up on my plate.
If I see you now, you know im gonna be late,
to go on Facebook and rant about what I hate.
So I got up from bed and I took a piss.
But im still half asleep so I fuckin missed.
Its all on the floor man, look at this.
If my momma sees this she gonna be so pissed.
Im too tired to care, so I changed my underwear,
dried my derier, and I combed my pubic hair.
I gotta get out there, let in some fresh air,
walked to my lair and sat in my chair.


Smoke cigs, jerk off.
Smoke cigars, jerk off.
Smoke some weed, jerk off.
Smoke whatever you need, just jerk off.


Smoke crack, jerk off.
Smoke smack, jerk off.
Smoke pcp, and jerk off.
Smoke whatever you need man, just jerk off.


Got out my lotion, my secret potion.
gettin ready for the up and down pogo motion.
Gonna scream real loud and create commotion,
Cause my fishes jumpin outta me like the fuckin ocean.
And fuck bitches, they never do it right.
They always squeezin that dick way too tight.
I get mad cause they never get the mood right,
I just wanna smack em with my meat like a food fight.
Thats why I never mingle, im stayin single.
I wanna jingle my own balls like Chris Cringle.
I never answer the phone when people dingle,
cause im busy stackin tissues like a can of pringles.
Im not a rapper, im a fuckin fapper,
One time I've even done it on the crapper.
Im just a mixed race, dirty mind cock slapper,
Puttin that latin spice on a saltine cracker.
That smokin got me breathin like darth vader,
But I keep my dick healthy like a curator.
And whats up with "see ya later alligator"??
When its time for me to leave, its "see ya later masturbator"
Dont need a clitoris, to make feel as good as this
all I need are some cigs and im ready to fuck my fist.
Ive got a strong arm and I've got a strong wrist,
I got a pocket pussy and I can suck my own dick.
I know your gettin sick of me talkin bout,
smokin cigs, and smackin my cock around.
Well fuck you, if you dont like it then walk out,
cause i'll be in my casket with my cock out.