Phoenix Bodies

On July 20th, 2003, Phoenix Bodies had a show canceled while on tour with Enkephalin. The show was called off due to recent complaints about noise in the neighborhood, so instead of having a show, a simple party was thrown.



Thrown like something that Wile E. Coyote would use to try to kill the Roadrunner.



These people had NO fucking idea what they were getting into. We brought the bear suits, we brought the ruckus. Their quaint game of spin the bottle was interrupted by two shag carpet clad men, and calls of "WHO WANT TO LUV THE RUG!?". A man with a terrible rash made out with many an underaged girl, while another man repeatedly jumped off an 8ft. tall porch into a giant pile of trash. Thomas was deadset on drinking some urine, succeeded, and punched a man in the back of the head that tried to stop him. Later on he moved on to some "expired wine" that turned out to be balsamic vinegar. Bear suits were then given to underaged girls, and wrestling occured.



Eventually the cops showed up anyway, and everything was doomed.



Moral of the story, you will get what is coming to you whether you like it or not.



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