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HEWHOCORRUPTS / PHOENIX BODIES 10" CALENDAR OUT NOW!!!



The midwest's two most thrashin' and nude bands have finally teamed up to bring us the most ridiculous 10" split in the history of recorded music. HEWHOCORRUPTS are the notorious kings of Chicago corporate grind and Phoenix Bodies are Indianapolis' sons of brutal spazzing grind. There's no lack of shredding and certainly no lack of scheduling because this 10" is packaged in a full 10 month calendar featuring photos of the bands each and every month. I'm serious. Pressing is ltd to 400 copies on opaque pink & 100 copies on black. Why are you still reading this. be a good Patriotic American, stimulate the broke-ass economy and BUY!



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HEWHOCORRUPTS / CHICA X SPLIT 7" OUT NOW!!!



Two songs by Miss Chica X, our all-time favorite Quad Cities child noise-pop star and three songs by Hewhocorrupts, our favorite Chicago grind-pop stars. Very exciting! A cd-r of the songs included if requested.



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HEWHOCORRUPTS GUITAR TABS

From the desk of Caz UL Friday - we bring you the guitar tabs to our popular product - the "Master your Profits" EP:



[Tab is also available for Ride the Limo, One Million Dollars, Wall St. Revisited]



IMPORTANT: PLEASE NOTE BEFORE SENDING MSG!!!



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