Outer 7th

Location:
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA, US
Type:
Artist / Band / Musician
Genre:
Rock / Ambient / Indie
Site(s):
Label:
Satellite/Star Records
Type:
Indie
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Length

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Antenna

5:01

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The Day After

3:51

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Waste

4:49

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In The Stillness

4:32

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The Dust Gathers

5:21

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The Green Tile

3:14

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Reflection

4:06

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A Question

7:06

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New Window

5:03

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There's No Need

4:57

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Solar

6:11

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Bio:

One day a meteor fell out of the sky and struck the earth, creating a cataclysmic blast that shook the sleepy planet. A crater the size of a belly button soon opened up, spewing lava, dust, sulfur, and--some volcanists argue--Däv Matheke. As the magma cooled and the dust settled, a perpetual darkness consumed the landscape. It was at this point that Däv decided to cook the meteor for breakfast. As Däv fried the still cooling space-rock, it suddenly cracked open with a mighty boom likened to the sound of an alien melting. From the rock emerged Chris Karman with a lifetime supply of Jupiter-8000 patches--there was once again light. He declared, "Behold, I am the.um.well.uh.well, I don't know what I am, but I do know one thing."

Däv inquired, "What?"

Chris replied, "I forget that too.let's get some cheese."

"Okay." said the already hungry Däv.

They soon set off in Dv's 1968 Chevy Impala. Däv, not able to negotiate the rocky curves of the primordial roadways, hit the Dinosaurs, cracking the car's radiator and making the dinos extinct.

It wasn't long before Chris and Däv realized that cheese had not yet been discovered (cheese was first fermented by Sir Joseph Norman Lockyer, not long after his discovery of helium in 1870) and so they took a nap for several billion years.

It wasn't long (only until about 6.5 million years ago--during the Cenozoic era) before Nick Liberatore came to be. That fateful day, when stinking bits of slime first crawled from the sea and shouted to the cold stars, "I am man!", marked the humble beginning of a steady rhythm for Outer 7th. However, Nick's shouting woke up Chris and Däv. They soon found Nick in a nearby cave and asked, "Have you invented cheese yet?" Nick just gave them a blank stare and then offered some cave paintings of caribou or something for 25 cents a pop. Exasperated, Chris told Nick, "Look, just wake us up when you know what helium is." Nick agreed, and set off to start civilization while Chris and Dave took their recently-purchased art and went back to sleep under some palm fronds.

Some time went by and then Nick finally woke Däv and Chris up in 1986 to hear the new Depeche Mode; apparently during their slumber the gauntlet of science had been hurled into the face of whoever kept synth-pop from existing all this time and a new genre was born (and all Chris and Däv wanted was some cheese). At Nick's apartment, Chris and Däv met the Ian Salman Nick had crafted out of mashed potatoes. Then suddenly, the earth started to shake and rumble as a gigantic fist came crashing down from the sky. It slammed into the sleepy planet with a force so mighty and so thunderous, that it could only have been produced by the gods themselves, leaving a giant crater and filling it with melted cheese. After a while, the cheese hardened into the shape of a giant Brian Kuhar. This filled Chris and Däv with much excitement, so they cautiously and very hungrily approached the cheese giant and asked, "Can we eat you now, oh great cheese giant?" to which Brian replied, "I implore you not to, fine sirs; for not only am I healthy and nutritious and tasty, but I can completely fulfill all of your earthly bass-ic desires." They thought over it for a moment, and decided that there were other things to eat besides a great cheese giant. --Outer 7th was born as soon as Ian became a real boy and stopped lying to people, or something.
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