DESCRIPTION:
A song about a man who falls in love with a narwhal

Pockets is a solo Musician/Comedian based in Edinburgh, Scotland. His most notable work has been his cover of "The Final Countdown" on an homemade instrument called the Kazookeylele. With over 8,000,000 views and a following across the globe, Pockets will be making a comeback this summer! The Kazookeylele Killer is back!

Written By,
Pockets aka Stuart Crout
http://www.mmmfruity.com

MPFREE... (MP3)
https://soundcloud.com/pockets100/the-man-the-mermaid-and-the-1

Recorded at The Noisy Pocket
https://www.facebook.com/thenoisypocket

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Lyrics...

A long time ago there lived a young man who went by the name of Steve,
He had always wanted to spend his days living on the sea.
So he sold his house, bought a boat and left one misty morn,
He said "goodbye all you ignorant stiffs who impose all of your norms."

He sailed all day and he sailed all night,
Through heavy rain and blistering sun
He wanted to forget.
But he lost his way and confidence waned
He drowned his fears in a bottle of piss as he wished it all away!

When he awoke he thought he would choke on his bitter morning throat,
Hanging his head of the side of the boat he thought he was going to throw.
He blinked his eyes 19 times as he thought he saw a girl,
With fins of a fish and the body of a chick he thought he was going to fall

She jumped out the water and landed aboard,
He tried to scream, tried to shout but something had a hold
She grabbed a seat and slid right down,
Pulled out a shell placed it on her lips and started to play along

Instantly he fell in love with this beauty from the sea,
he decided he would marry her and together forever they'd be.
They jumped in the water and swam down below to say their watery vows,
They were met by everything, a massive fishy crowd.

She leant in close and whispered so soft
I'm not a maid from the sea I'm a tusked narwhal
He shrugged his shoulders and kissed her lips
"I'm in love with you will you love me too forever and ever we'll be!"

Ten years later they're still at sea, happy that they met,
Never before has a tusked narwhal married a normal man.
All of a sudden some fishermen caught sight of his swimming beauty
They started to throw sticks and spears as she tried to get away.

He watched in fear as they tried their best
To snag the girl, that he loved, to serve her to their friends.
A scream of pain, the water turned red
As the spear went through, it was through he shouted out and wept!

LA LA LA LA LA RA RA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA RA RA LA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA RA RA LA LA
LA LA LA LA LA RAAAAAAAAAA

Patreon - http://www.patreon.com/pockets

Stuart Crout (aka Pockets) is a Musician, Director and Comedian based in Edinburgh. He has over 10 million views and 15 thousand subscribers on his Youtube channel youtube.com/crouts0. Stuart has been on Rude Tube, Britain’s Got Talent and was asked to do an advert for Doritos in Canada.

Pockets's biggest claim to fame is his cover of an 80s hair rock anthem on an instrument he invented himself. The Kazookeylele video of his performance is now sitting at a whopping 7 million views.

Just back from a residency playing with the United Komedy Ukulele Orchestra in Dollywood Tennessee, he is spending the next few months creating as much of everything as possible. Weekly Youtube video uploads and an album just to name a couple.

Pockets discovered the Ukulele in 2006 and in his own words “has never looked back!”
I tend to upload as often as I can, I am for videos once every week but sometimes life happens. This could be a vlog, a music video, sketch or just a random video.

Kazookeylele playlist - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL6437A82F9EF97478

Ukulele songs - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTRad7JDcxzWA3VCCazsMUBxV-572_wk2

Vlogs - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTRad7JDcxzXme_GCyQfrPpI-UhweaVGm

Tour Vlogs - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTRad7JDcxzUx2vp2IHWPOttrP_q5-OaO

My Music / Guitar Covers - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTRad7JDcxzXhcQvKDs_3fE0sl8wcV6-P

Sketches - https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLTRad7JDcxzUWrp6Aj6Ah_BXrWbTLMKfZ