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With a math rap this smooth, I can get ANY lady's number.

Hey everybody! This is my first video since "Aggressive Bee" - thanks to all of you who left such nice comments on the boards. And even the haters were pretty gentle. Ok, so about this video: it was shot at Angels Knoll Park, at 4th and Olive in downtown Los Angeles - it's where they filmed 500 Days of Summer, which kind of interfered with making this video because the bench I'm sitting on was right next to the bench where they sat in "500DS," and people kept coming over and looking at the little plaque for it and getting in the background of what we were trying to do. Anyway, my dear friend and collaborator Jacki Moonves directed and shot the video, and Upryz (http://upryz.com/) did the beat. Tux by Mr. Tuxedo. Lyrics below! And stay tuned for more videos soon, I promise. -Zach Sherwin/MC Mr. Napkins, http://mrnapkins.com

"GET YOUR NUMBER"
All the ladies out there I've come ta
Tell you that I want something from ya
But I don't wanna press up on ya
I just wanna get your number
I know a lot of guys wanna jump ya
Tryin' to get you out of your jumper
But I don't wanna make that blunder
I just wanna get your number

Your number (your number!) (X3)
I just wanna get your number

Now, let me say it once again, girls
I wanna get your number
So please, pick a number in between 1 and 10
And don't say it out loud, just thought-bubble it
And once you've picked it, I want you to double it
In other words, multiply by two
And once you've got it nod at me like "Damn right I do!"
....Good. Now take that new total and add 4 to it.
I'm hopeful that you'll vibe with the math
You picked a number, doubled it, added 4, now take that and divide it in half....
And keep those digits in mind
We've got one final step then we'll finish the rhyme
So here's the last part of it
Take your original number, the one that you started with
And subtract it from the total that you got right now....
And you might cock an eyebrow, but

Girls, I think I got your number
Yeah, I think I got your number
It's 2.
If you did the steps right, it should be 2.

Like I said before, ladies, I'm not trying to spit game at you. If I were, I'd be using different tactics than a math trick I learned from my Uncle Bill when I was eleven years old.

Your number (x3)
I just wanna get your number

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