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A mnemonic for the Periodic Table of Elements. Written by Matt Hegarty. Image from www.webelements.com which has lots of great information. Lyrics:
How he lives beggars belief, constantly nicking old foreign necklaces. Nathan Magee always sits patiently, seeing clearly around, knowing careless security titillates very criminal minds. Felons conspire nightly. Cute Zen gardens get assaulted seriously. Brothers Karamazov rob sorry youths. Zorro nabs mostly tacky rubbish. Rhoda Pederson augments caddying income, snatching Siberian terriers. I Xerox cashiers' badges. Lately Celia proclaimed Noddy's poems smashed European godfearing taboos - dying, homo-eroticism. Timid yobbos! Lutetia Hoffman tampers with red oscilloscope. Irresponsible poet / author Hugo tells public big porkies at random French rave. Actually, the party upset nippers, puking amply. Camilla baked coffeecake, Esther's family made nothing. Lord Raffles daubs suggestion : Behold his method - dashing roguish cunning. Witless flatulent whippet loves wistful woman.

Chords:
Main Table: Dm F Am C Em G
Lanthanoid and Actinoid Series: Fmaj7 Cmaj7 Fmaj7 G