DESCRIPTION:
A pleb sends messages to mitch jones. parody of Stan by Eminem

Lyrics:
Dear mitch, I said call emjanee but you still ain't calling
I spammed in caps, in /me, and but I got banned, a permanent
I sent you a donation, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with stream tip or something
Sometimes I go over to cdew's chat and spam KKona
but anyways; fuck it, I guess that time is over. Man how's the dream?
I'm questing some girls too, but I don't have a big stream
If I have a daughter, guess what I'ma call her?
I'ma name her Michelle
I heard that chat gave you the L, I'm sorry
Not all of us are the plebs that made mom mad and raided sony
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I think you're awesome
I have the whole plebcentral rat king mixtape on my iphone
I've donated to you so much I've had to take out a loan
I like the raps you do with abdou man, that shit fucking owns
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
I'm in chat, truly yours, on the web
This is pleb

[Chorus — Dido]

Dear Mitch, you still haven't seen my messages, it's like you don't read chat
I ain't mad - I just think it's FUCKED UP you act like a rat.
When you don't wanna pick up on skype
I think it's absurd, I know you're mad that people say the N word
That's just 1% of your fans man, I saw that one guy Mikey
Who roleplayed with you in Dalaran sewers, and you skyped him
But after him you just ignore me, I think that's just outright mean
That's pretty shitty man - you're like my fucking idol
And everytime you ditch too, I hope you feel as bad as I do
I ain't that mad though, we'd just like it if you send some kinda signal
Remember when you ditched for 2 months straight,
a little tweet would be great - see I'm just like you in a way
I never show up to events to meet my dream
but that's mainly because I'm waiting for your stream
I laugh all day man, I watch all your old school vods
so when I wait all day, I drift away and put 'em on
I check your twitter every 30 minutes, I don't mean to sound like a creeper
It's just that I can't watch soda he's ResidentSleeper

Dear Mister-I'm-Too-Good-To-Tweet-Or-Give-Us-Updates
I hope emjanee ditches you for the hotter guy who lives in her state
Because it seems you don't have a problem ditching me
You say you wanna stream gameplay;
How about that night at cdew's when you did 3s?
All you gotta do is turn your stream on and close chat and alerters
Everytime you ditch us man you don't know you hurt us
Hey stream, I'm never drinking again, you said that yesterday it's crazy
It's like that fucking sad riddim song, ate a burrito and it hate me
How about you man up and take some action in your life
If you want less sanic then make links sub only, jesus christ
You expect to change people by telling them to behave
When it's easier for you to change your irresponsible ways
and all I ever wanted was for you to notice my shit
I got so much advice for you but you never acknowledge it
I love you Mitch, gay marriage was legalized, think about it
The dream is ruined now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Mitch; [*screaming*] Shut up bitch! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Mitch, that's fucking thotmoo screaming in the trunk
but I didn't hit her first, I just tied her up, see I'm better than you
cause if I said on stream I hit her first she'd have a breakdown bout it
Well, gotta go, I'm gonna sub to Cartoonz now
Atleast he got 2500 unlike you and fucked your cow