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In 1984, MilkyPink was born. At birth, he came complete with a full head of dirty blonde hair, and the MilkyPink Rocket-Action AstroPack.
At age 5, it became apparent that Milkypink was a gifted child, so his parents enrolled him in the Future Stuntman of America Program, where he learned to eat firecrackers.
After a freak accident involving a flaming hoop and two tons of uncooked pasta, the school was closed down, and Milkypink was mailed to Africa to be raised by miniature lions, also called cats.
Milkypink developed an allergy to catfood however, and returned to the United States to get rich volunteering his mind and body to medical experimentation.
Later, equipped with two thousand dollars, a pig's spleen, and an iron nipple, MilkyPink set out to THE WEST COAST, where he created the World's Tastiest Meal, Tomato Tunallini.
For a time, MilkyPink was superglued to a team of Viking cave-spelunkers called THE MOTHERS EGGS, and they made music.
Then, after a brief stint as a proffesional Neil Diamond Impersonator, MilkyPink moved back EAST, to New Hampshire, where he started making music in hopes of creating a song that could move the cosmos. He succeeded, but it was only a fraction of an inch, so no one noticed.
