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Lyrics written and performed by Robert Zaleski.
Original song by Drake and Lil Wayne. Beat by T-Minus.

Video starring Robert Zaleski.
Thanks to Adam Abelson and Julian Jacobson of Small Town Records for helping me record this project in your studio. Also Local Yogurt for being so nice about filming. Their staff is as sweet as their product. Shoutout to Toon for being in the video.

Got a fuckin plan, y'all don't get it, do ya?
Type of yogurt super local ain't nothing truer
Go Downtown, In Bull City, bitch
Them counter girls think I'm the shit like the sewer
Tell alla Duke they be out in Elon, too
That machine pinch it out just like a poo.
Taste same, got original in this thang
Still fruity pebble toppings, ain't shit changed
What's the bill what's the bill what's the bill?
25 cents each damn what a deal -ugh
I'm in the building and I'm serving myself
Don't gotta pay cuz it's double punch Monday
Okay, eatin' good, we'll holler whenever that stop
Ice cream good, but I really need the knock-off.
Tell Toon, "Gimme dat back like a reply"
TCBY, that's funny are you DUI?
Me, and many friends questin like Frodo
Even lactose intolerant chicks be gettin loyo.
We got chocolate then it's over
I be steady getting fatter and I said cake batter? I hardly know her aww-
That's how I feel, man? That's really how I feel?
Cause the yogurt ice cold, 'fore we eat it prolly blaze
I mean maybe she won't but then why'd she bring them j's?
I can almost guarantee she high as hell, real local, what's up?

Now she usin' Rohtos, they already know, though
You ate a light lunch that's the motto, squirtle, LOYO
And we eat it erry day, erry day, erry day
Like the manager's friend, squirtle, we don't really pay
Erry day, erry day fuck what anybody say
Can't see it cause the honey in the way, real yogurt, wassup?

One...time. Lick one time.
I'm lickin' my spoon in the sunshine
Seven...toppings in the cup
Needed som'in crunchy so I added some nutts.
It's delish, eatin this bitch
Tastin real G.O.O.D., Pusha-T in this bitch
And if it's too sweet take heed and add chips.
That's my Y O, add a G to that shit
I'm, so full, slow down
But the truck be, in town.
Long ass line? And I'm at the back!
Hour later turned to a meal from a snack.
Ya... I'm eatin right now while I carry my dairy
Bessie da Cow
Funny how honey ain't sweet like yogurt
Ain't shit sweet? Take it with me like Gogurt
We spoon, then lick each other's spoons.
Eat eat eat : yogurt thru
Oh. My. God. Becky. Look at her cup. Fruity!

Now she want some froyo they already know, though
You ate a light lunch that's the motto, squirtle, LOYO
And we eat it every day, every day, every day
Like the manager's friend, squirtle, we don't really pay
Every day, every day, fuck what anybody say
Can't see it cause the honey in the way, real local, wassup?

Real local wassup?