MADE FOR CHICKENS BY ROBOTS

He can count to 3 in seven different languages. He uses only the finest selection of low quality factory-rejected farm animals, as a moo cow, a bah sheep, and a goat that sounds more like a broken moped than a goat……
AHM ASSTRALIA'S VERY OWN ONE MAN GOODTIME RAGTIME SPEW BAND BUSTS HIS BAGS WITH A CHEESE-DRAWER OF FINGERNAILED GARBAGE BLUES GUITAR NECKING AT THE SPEED OF A MAGI-MIX, ONE LEG STRADDLED ON A BROWN SUITCASE, THE OTHER BEATING UP A BEATEN UP SOMETHIN ELSE, MUMBLING INCOMPREHENSIBLE RUBBISH THROUGH A CHINESE STORE LOUDHAILER AND SPITTING ON A BUNCH OF STOLEN PLASTIC FARMYARD ANIMALS. MADE FOR CHICKENS BY ROBOTS, HALF BLIND, HALF SIMPLE, AND HALF BACKYARD MAVERICK, FAMOUS FOR SAYING "IF IT AIN'T BACON IT AIN'T BROKEN" AND "SHIT YOUR PANTS AND DANCE AND MAKE A SHIT SHAKE"