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me

i was born in russia and moved to the us when i was small but now i'm big so i like big things and small girls. hmm. i make little sense, love music and focus on family. i like chocolate cigarettes and booze.



my music

my first album is going to be called (Broken Guitar Acoustics) and i want a few of these songs to be on there. IN STORES ON 4/20/6565 ha ha! ^^^ cool name though?



solo road to boozing - this song is dedicated to my best friend he's in iraq fighting for my well being. and to make the rich richer. woohoo! maybe after they get super rich they will share with the rest of us?



our dirty home - i have way more of this song written but as you can tell my recording studio isn't the best (to say the least.) i will be trying to put a better version of the song up asap. oh and that scratchy sound you hear in the back is actually my friend working on his car (cutting his frame.)



lies are cute - i wrote that song on a yamaha motif8 and it was the first thing i've ever written. i really want to rewrite that whole thing one day because the song deserves better.



still progression - fruity loops.



for once - this is an actual song with words and all but it's not finished yet.



joke of the (i won't lie) until i change it

Three mice were sitting in a bar talking about how tough they were.

The first mouse slams a shot and says, "I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times." And with that he slams another shot.

The second mouse slams a shot and says, "That's nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut them up and snort them just for the fun of it."And with that he slams another shot.

The third mouse slams a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, "Where the hell are you going?" The third mouse stops and replies, "I'm going home to fuck the cat!"