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I hate law school but love making money
Thought I'd get a job where I would end up with plenty
Then came OCI and that shit it wasn't funny
Guess I never thought I'd be in the bottom 20
Some get a job big firm they party
Call that shit work but I mean it is hardly
I'll be making fries at the Burger King Friday
Paying off my loans on the side of that highway

Rolled up late grabbed a sylli
Hit the back of class
Knew I was in cause at Penn i majored in math
I always knew some day I'd end up at Cravath
Or at lest some bougi corporations in house legal staff

Of course
My first year classes were a joke
But gunning for straight A's I'm down to take notes
Flashcard my bros
Hornbooks you know
Get your e & e and I'll be ready so lets go

I hate law school but love getting laid
Social event nights with chicks to get played
Talking bout amazed
Looking for a date
If you say you work at Paul Weiss you got it made

I'm billing by the hour what more can I say
Got westlaw on my iPad I don't miss a day
Stay at the firm late
Vacations they can wait
Between briefs and motions and memos its all day

So in debt I won't even complain
Don't matter if I'm winning I'm all in the game
I live by the saying with no pain no gain
If you need some advocacy I'm your man

Ask a question my hand will get raised

Speculate and objections get made

I'm looking forward to billing clients for champagne
While I'm chilling in the Hamptons just working on my game

Good lord what a douche I became
With all of these friends in law school that I made

Well I'd rather still sit in the shade
Than waste another hour working legal aid

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I can't sleep cause its finals all week and I
Know if I get up I'll be losing my seat
So I'll be up on stack 6 thinking bout the beach
Watching girls play with me all night in their sleep

Their mad
I got the best job they don't understand
I bust my ass while they're out playing in the sand
This is my life
My saturday night
And you can go have fun while I go get right
And when the year ends you and me we can fight
But my ass is in gear till my GPA's nice

Grades aren't everything you'll only get greedier
Shit It'd make like a whole lot easier
A big firm will make life much cheesier
I don't give a fuck man paycheck's meatier

Every board position I must have
My notes already cited twice I'm that rad
I write for SCOTUS blog my life's that sad
Chief Justice Roberts he knows my dad

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